ZZZ Eloisa B. period 3: Life

Life, but 15% better because Geico saves you 15% on car insurance
Life sucks, we all know that.
Not gonna sugarcoat it, because I'm pretty emo. mMMMMmmMM
But to make the mood less dead, I'm just going to say that we have "highlights" in life and pretend that I'm not being sarcastic because ahahhahahah positivity?
Okay, so if you don't know who I am, (or what I am) first go to my "About Me" page and read it.
I hope you read it, because if you didn't then I'm disappointed in you.

Steven Universe
(Hush, I'll update this later on.)

Music
(Hush, I'll update this later on.)

Art
(Hush, I'll update this later on.)

Life

I'd say that my life is pretty great. However, I don't really have anything particularly interesting in my life. Yeah, I have friends, I have hobbies, and I have parents ~~yes I am very fascinating now gawk at my choice of words.~~ I guess something interesting I do is draw? ~~I'll just add some drawings because I have a stupid motive to prove to you that I draw; but wait I need to explain more so let me just.~~
bOOM.
This is actually my background for my chromebook. ~~Did I mention that I like aquatic animals?~~ Now, I'm going to steal ideas from other blogs, because plagiarism exists; but plot twist, I'm going to put it in my own words. Never saw that coming. Okay, I'm going to rant about food, because most of my friends have ranted on food. I don't like pizza. That's because I can't eat pizza. I don't like cheese. That's because I can't cheese. ~~I really like dairy free pizza and dairy free cheese though//~~

~~WHoA(h)~~
Here's an update because i need to add something in here to show that i am doing w or K

sTEVE N
~~I also can't add the source because its restricted~~

Steven Universe (my favorite show)
Steven Universe ~~takes enjoyment in adding in filler episodes~~ is my favorite cartoon show. Well, besides Spongebob, Clarence, Ok K.O., and other cartoons. I think my obsession with it started last year. ~~I have an entire sketchbook and document about Steven Universe it isn't thgat creepy I swear~~ The show hit it's peak when they introduced the Diamond Authority, and two new crystal gems (Lapis and Peridot). ~~Sadly Lapis left and now everyone is sad whoops did I say spoiler warning?~~ I also recently created a document about Steven Universe, focusing on all the characters, scripts of songs and (some) episodes.

Should I Do This
Okay, I've heard about the dangers of the Lauren. If you haven't heard, let me fill you in.
The Lauren, is a 7th grader who creates the most horrifying stories that involves you experiencing all of the things you dislike. I know her, and I know that there is a large chance that I'll be targeted.
If I don't make it, tell Rebecca Sugar to sue Cartoon Network.
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Likes:
- The color blue and yellow
- Steven Universe (also White Diamond even if she hasn't made an appearance in the show)
- Spongebob
- Clarence
- sPACEE
- ~~CHAPPSSS~~ Chips
- Whales
- Drawing
- Playing golf
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Hello,,,,
I decided to come back here, because I haven't updated this in a while.
Yes, I know, that's a very big understatement.
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A n y w a y .
I don't really have anything interesting to talk about, but really all I can do is complain and ramble.
Because for some reason, that's a talent I have and I should take advantage of that.

So, let's talk about art. This should probably go in my 20% time reflections, but I don't really want to.
(I need to add parentheses before I say "so" because I get really annoyed for some reason when someone says a word and right under that they say the same word again so those words align making a monstrosity) So, anyway. I've been working on that oil painting I inserted in my 20% time (if you don't know what it is, check it out or I'll just make a recreation of it on here)

Everybody says yee haw, but what about haw yee?

Barry Bee Benso says that's overruled

Let's zoom up on that canvas, and let's see what the little gremlin has to offer to the art gods.

Credit to Barry Bee Benso for calling ur mom a Tomatoe ;)

Here she is, there she goes.

Okay, so I'll show you what I have in store for my painting (let me just go on google notes and draw it out XDD).

I only colored the parts that I haven't painted in my actual oil painting. If that makes sense.
So basically I just need to finish the bottom have of the person (i was too lazy to color the face XDD).
Barry Bee Benso is telling me to like Keith's video, and maybe I will.
L a t e r .
nO LIKE KEITH'S VIDEO NOW I TOLD YOU LIKE FIFTY NAME Shdbvhdgbh
i mEANT TIMES BUT I'M DYSLEXIA
Yup
Anyway, stop telling me to like Keith's video because I'll do it later.
So since I don't really know what colors to make her lips, I guess for now they'll stay like a pinkish red like everyone else's.
I was thinking maybe I'd make it a soft rainbow highlight similar to her sunglasses. Probably be more difficult though.

I don't know if I really wanna add a background to this painting though. Maybe if I don't go through with the whole idea of the lips being a soft rainbow reflecting onto her lips, I could just put a rainbow in the background, to you know. Remind you that this is a rainbow.

Artistic statement of the year, right?
No? Well I wasn't asking you. >:,,,(

. . . . . Let's talk about something else. But, fortunately for me, it's still art related. Kind of.

If you don't know who these people are, then good. You shouldn't.
How dare you- Iza. I am greatly offended, people should get the "privillege of knowing me". But you right -The actor for a Huggies commercial, Lauren
Excuse me- what did you just say. This is more offensive then someone saying that Shawn Mendes can't sing
That's a lie and you know it
~~Give me credit - Barry Bee Benso~~
Shush Barry. Whatcha mean a lie. You know what's a lie. A non-truthful I statement and I was speaking the truth so you don't know what you're talking about- and neither do you