About Me (Yes narcissism tastes great)

About Me

Before we get started, let me add some assignments featuring yours truly, me.

Look It's Your Homegirl

Well anyway.

Here's a drawing of myself, but in my art style because I need to be artistic and cool.

Me Suffering

Okay well uh. I'm going to talk about myself because this is an "About Me" Post, as you can tell.

First, I really like drawing. It's one of the few things that I don't procrastinate on all the time. I also like golf, even if I'm pretty bad at it. I go to practice as much as I can, and I get to connect with my golf teacher a lot.

Okay, because I'm really lazy, I'm going to make an entire section on what I like and dislikes but I simplify it.

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Likes:

-Salty food

-Myself

-Drawing

-School

-My friends

-Color blue

-Ruffles Family Size Chips

-Golf

-Children, babies specifically 

-Cartoon Network

-White Diamond

-Indie Music
-My family

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Dislikes:

-Myself

-Drawing

-Spicy food

-Insomnia

-The color red-violet

-My friends

-Ketchup

-Mayonnaise

-Cartoon Network
-My family

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I.

Really.

Like.

Steven Universe.

White Diamond can punch me in the face anytime, and I'll be perfectly fine with it. No joke. 

I'm sorry, that's weird, I just have a big obsession with Steven Universe.

Well, that's really it, for now. I might update this later on, but yeah.

About this Blog (The new Taylor Swift)

About This Blog (8th - Petition to permanently remove old Eloisa)

 Wowie, it's your homegirl, Eloisa. And today, your girl is going to express her new self, without any fear like last year. That's right, the old Eloisa is dead. Dead like my soul.* The new and improved Eloisa is here and is here to stay (i GOT HARDER I GOT SMARTER IN THE NICK OF TI M E) Taylor Swift is quaking with her multiple awards in the background (As Christabella constantly farts while Lauren attempts to rap but it ends up like screeching. But then there's also Natalie who makes a very manly face while saying "Mexican rat").

Psst. Follow these people or unfollow me.

Christabella

Lauren

Hannah

Daniel

Ava

Natalie

Being in 8th grade is just as ugly as it was in 7th grade. I should know that because I just began 8th grade. As we all know, I'm kidding. Eighth grade is super interesting and I would totally love to stay in this school for as long as possible.* Well okay, for all you newbies (iGHSUDG), Welcome to this well-made blog.* As you can see, I've put little effort on all of my pages, and even this post*/// Oh excuse me, we'll be right back from Sunday Mornings with Jane Pauley.

Okay, I'm back. Why was I gone you may ask? Well, that is because I was just searching up an extremely captivating picture, and you should/must agree. I'll insert it at the end of course, so you'll be forced to read this entire amazing post.* Oops, you can still see that. Whoopsies. 

Alrighty, time to introduce my self and elaborate on my personal life because this is a blog. I'm Eloisa (Stop coming for my brand Christabella and Hannah) Buenaventura, I have a bad habit of continuously scratching and eating rice. Procrastinating is one of my greatest talents, along with pulling off all-nighters (hey Google what is sleep).  I also dislike spicy food. 

However for my likes and interests, I really like salty food, and expect my doctor to confront me about having diabetes drawing. Drawing is really interesting, and it's another great technique to express your emotions. I also really like doing homework*, because I am able to learn more.*
Okay to simplify my introduction, I'll add a little section of myself.

The Captivating Picture

Name: (Totally) Taylor Swift
Birthday: You don't need to know
Likes: Procrastinating, self-deprecation, drawing, salty food, weekly comics, myself
Dislikes: Spicy food, drawing, self-deprecation, insomnia, myself

*Sarcasm count: 7

Well, that's all for now on my ted talk. But no fear, for I, will return shortly and show off my art.

About This Blog

 (7th) All About This Blog

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I previously (sort of) introduced myself in my "An Introduction no one asked for" post, but really strangely. I removed that post already but yes if you didn't see it then oh well Uh, here, let me try this again//// a cOUGH--

To start off, I should introduce myself, because I have to and I can't stay anonymous.
Hi, my name is Eloisa, and this is my blog. I like drawing, procrastinating, and aquatic animals how do you introduce yourself 
properly (?).
I am an artistic person who has an addiction of referencing moments from shows or school. I also have a strange sense of humor. Red high heels imitate people. My favorite subject is History. My favorite animal is the Blue whale. This blog that I have to do but I don't want to; whoops I didn't type that, wait why am I still typing, is going to focus mainly on my school assignments/projects, while having a side of personal stuff because this is a blog and I am very interesting. Currently, I'm still working on publishing other stuff on my blog (Like my school stuff). This is taking me forever why do I do this to myself.Which I should already have published, but remember I am a procrastinator and you should know by now I'll be finishing my assignment in class. Now, let me fuse two overrated references because I need to be overrated and humorous. First go like this, spin around. Stop. Now hula hoop, hula hoop, one two three.
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